Hi, my name is: Meng
but you can call me: Ah Beng or Handsome (heh)
Never in my life have I: thought I'd be doing so many of this crap.
The one person who can drive me nuts is: Roby. When he tries really hard to be funny.
My high school is: Saints baby! What bunch of angels we are, aren't we?
When I’m nervous: I play
The last song I listened to was: Jack Johnson's Tomorrow Morning. Love that song. Love it!
If I were to get married right now it would be to: the chick I accidentally knocked up. Or some super rich chick. Or both.
My hair is: still stuck in the '70s.
When I was 4: my dad threw me into a pool, "Meng, look! Water!" -throws son-
Last Christmas: I got sloshed. Like proper. No thanks to that Tequila.
I should be: writing a long email to one of my favourite client.
When I look down I see: my crotch, heh.
The happiest recent event was: when me and mah Penang matchas went to Palette Palette and got smashed. Man, I really need to stop getting sloshed at every party.
If I were a character on ‘Friends’: I would be Joey. 'Cos he gets all the chicks.
My current complaint is: umm, funny. Can't think of one.
I have a hard time understanding: Calculus and Quantum Physics. I read a snippet online and got a headache. Maybe I should just say, "Love."
There are these girls: who I really fancy. But they may not like the idea of an orgy with just me.
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: Me folks and then I'll call JM and scream like a girl going, "OMG! OMG! OMG!"
I want to buy: the new Macbook Air, Man Utd's jersey complete with my own name and number, 23, in Champions' League typeface. RM380 for a jersey is just waaay too much though.
Where do you plan to visit: Koh-bloody-Samui. Come on ya'll (to those who haven't been there) where da spirit?!?!
If you spent the night at my house: I may sleep with you.
The world could do without: Bush or Backstreet Boys.
Most recent thing I’ve bought for myself: Umm, 2 pairs of boxers. One with cartoon dinosaurs and the other with bats and balls. Hehe.
Most recent thing someone else bought for me: was a pink T-Shirt. Thanks Porky! And a keychain of one of the Beijing mascots. I think I gave that to my sis. Long story.
In the morning I: I hit snooze 3 times before I officially rolled out of bed and slept in the kitchen.
Last night was: quite gastronomical. I had Char Koay Teow and Koay Teow Th'ng for starters followed by a Chicken Cordon Bleu for my main and pears for dessert.
There’s this guy I know who: I don't really give a shit.
If I was an animal I’d be a: Giraffe. OK, bet you saw that coming.
A better name for me would be: TAN AH BENG.
Tomorrow I am: gonna sleep late because its Thaipusam! Wooo!
Tonight I am: going for a company dinner at G-hotel! Never been there yet. Ya, how sad.
I fear: being chased by a wild bear in the forest with no mobile coverage and my Puma running shoes. Because with it, I could so out-run that fat-ass. While I dial 991 and wait for 30-minutes before any real help arrives.
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