Tuesday, 7 March 2006

Tiok Jee?

My dad bought the lottery ticket the other day. It’s those Toto ones where you have to put in a series of numbers inside 6 boxes and if you get all correct, you’d be a millionaire. So he came back one day and said, “Meng ah, Papa tiok jee!” which translates to, “Meng ah, I won the lottery!”

Woa shit! Buy me an orange Mini! The one with the soft top and supercharged engine! Please?

“Siao ah! I only strike 4 out of 6 lah,”
Oh, maybe an iPod video? Seems like a good down-grade even though it’s not a car, assuming that he had won possibly a few thousand.

Dad whispers…
“The grand total is…”

Fuyoo, got suspense wan.









“...RM38,”


Pua pua puaaaaa…

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