Move!

Seriously, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure this out. It’s really simple, here’s the equation…You’re driving on the fast lane (FYI: It’s the right lane, mind you. Since most Penangites don’t even know or care) and suddenly you see a Kancil tailgating you…the answer to the equation would be...

JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY, DUMBFUCK.

Simple, isn’t? I mean, if a Kancil manages to tailgate you, it doesn’t really say much about you since the Kancil is probably the slowest car in Malaysia (maybe the world). I mean, you gotta be driving really…really, awfully fucking ridiculously slow to have a Kancil tailgating you. And if you ever see a red Kancil with a tall dude cramped inside, just move out of the way, will yah? It’s already a pain being cramped into such a small car, let alone prolonging the agony.