Wednesday, 13 July 2005

Ying & Yang

On Lorong Geh Chong Keat, a new neighbour has just moved in. The new house looks expensively cosy, cool collection cars and a garden that’s beautifully landscaped. The resident, a young hip dude with his gorgeous young wife along with 2 adorable kids, probably twins. They live the perfect life. Good looking parents, adorable kids, beautiful house (rumoured to be over RM1Mil) and nice cars. The perfect neighbour.

Across the street, the house of Westwoods. A family that consists of 8 people; parents and 6 kids…6 ridiculously raucous and chaotic kids that wrestles each other all the time and makes their presence felt, all the time. On top of that, they have 3 daredevil dogs which are gay and can’t stop humping each other. The not-so perfect neighbour (no offence, Ryan.)

Yesterday, I received a late SMS. The phone states that the message was received at 2.45AM this morning. It was Ryan.

Ryan was having a joint outside his house…
…with the wife from the Perfect Family.

What?!

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