Man Utd v. Arsenal Aftermath
The Top Five Suspects for the “Battle of the Buffet”
SOL CAMPHELL: Suspicion immediately falls on him because he shares the same surname with the soup manufacturer. And his blood would have been brought to a boil following the penalty awarded for his mistimed tackle on Rooney.
JENS LEHMANN: He might have mistaken Fergie for Oliver Kahn, his sworn enemy and rival for the national goalkeeper’s jersey. Would have been antagonised by the penalty awarded to Rooney – which van Nistelrooy slotted effortlessly past him.
THIERRY HENRY: Frustrated by a rare lacklustre performance and whispers that he fails to rise on big occasion. But Henry is the king of cool and lobbing pea (or tomato) soup at Fergie is not his style. Would obviously have preferred French onion.
PATRICK VIERA: Sizzling with indignation following the end of his club’s unbeaten run. The French midfielder might have felt it necessary to let Fergie and United know what to expect when they come to London in February.
GABRIEL HEINZE: With a surname like that, he cannot be ignored. As a newcomer to Old Trafford, the Argentine might have thought it was traditional to mark a famous victory by anointing his manager.
The Top Five Suspects for the “Battle of the Buffet”
SOL CAMPHELL: Suspicion immediately falls on him because he shares the same surname with the soup manufacturer. And his blood would have been brought to a boil following the penalty awarded for his mistimed tackle on Rooney.
JENS LEHMANN: He might have mistaken Fergie for Oliver Kahn, his sworn enemy and rival for the national goalkeeper’s jersey. Would have been antagonised by the penalty awarded to Rooney – which van Nistelrooy slotted effortlessly past him.
THIERRY HENRY: Frustrated by a rare lacklustre performance and whispers that he fails to rise on big occasion. But Henry is the king of cool and lobbing pea (or tomato) soup at Fergie is not his style. Would obviously have preferred French onion.
PATRICK VIERA: Sizzling with indignation following the end of his club’s unbeaten run. The French midfielder might have felt it necessary to let Fergie and United know what to expect when they come to London in February.
GABRIEL HEINZE: With a surname like that, he cannot be ignored. As a newcomer to Old Trafford, the Argentine might have thought it was traditional to mark a famous victory by anointing his manager.
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