I had dinner with me parents the other night at Long Beach in Batu Ferringhi. Suddenly...
Dad: Meng ah, look around you…
Me: *looks around*
Dad: What do you see?
Me: Errr, a lot of really hot white chicks?
Mom: MENG! *slaps my arm* So hiao.
Me: Aaah, what was that for?
Dad: Err, yeah. Anyway, I mean, there’s a lot of white people, huh?
Me: Well, yeah. It’s Long Beach.
Dad: Doesn’t it occur to you that some Middle Eastern fella might walk in with a trench coat and blow everything up?
Me: Ack! *starts chucking in my food and swallow it whole*
Me: Let’s get the hell out of here!!
Dad: Huh?!
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